THE LIBERAL: "FINALLY, A GOOD SHOT."
THE CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE: "CHARLIE KIRKS IS A HERO, A MARTYR REALLY. HE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR HIS BELIEFS, HE DIES DEFENDING HIS BELIEFS. NO AMERICAN PATRIOT WILL NOT SACRIFICE HIS LIFE TO PRESERVE OUR SACRED GOD GIVEN RIGHT TI BEAR ARMS. LONG LIVE THE 2ND AMENDMENT AND WE SHOULD ALL PRAY FOR OUR CHARLIE'S BELOVED SOULD. AMEN."
THE CONSPIRACY THEORIST: "NOTHING BUT HIS COULD HAVE TAKEN ATTENTION OFF THE EPSTEIN FILES. POOR CHARLIE, SACRIFICED TO TRUMPS SINS."
YEAH, THE NY TIMES IS TOO CIVILIZED TO PRINT THIS COMMENT, BUT HEY LET'S HAVE A BIT OF BITE AND FUN:
SO, DID OUR BOY RUBIO BRING THE FULL SET OF BULE PRINTS FOR THE BIG BEAUTIFUL SKYSCRAPERS IN GAZA? FINANCED BY OUR GREAT PRESIDENT, OF COURSE, NO ONE ELSE COULD DO IT. I SURE HOPE SO, WILL SAVE HIM A FLIGHT. ISN'T IT SO MUCH BETTER TO SEE CLEAN BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIANS SIPPING MARGARITAS BY THE BIG BEAUTIFUL SEA THAN THOSE MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND THEIR HIJABI WOMEN (TALK ABOUT SEXISM AND PEOPLE CRITISIZE ME; AT LEAST I CAN APPRECIATE A GOOD PUSSY WHEN I SEE ONE...WELL NOT REALLY SEE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) GRAB. SAME THING DIFFERENT INSTRUMENT, RIGHT? ANYWAY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS (BUT ONLY THE WHITE PEOPLE) LET'S BUILD SOME CONDOS! WOOHOO.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/briefing/what-you-need-to-know-about-charlie-kirks-assassination.html THE LIBERAL: "FINALLY, A GOO...
